Welcome, to The Jade Empire, a shrine to the perpetual search for the jade monkey. Those of you who know, i salute you. Those of you who dont know 'who' per say the jade monkey is, i challenge your intelligence to seek the knowledge of the jade monkey. And also id like to keep to the whole jade theme and pay homage to my GREATEST friend in the world, Jade Bonus. I love you so so much, you are a blessing, a friendship that FEAR NOT, will NEVER die. You are a godsend, and something else. Eternity seems so shallow my friend. And not to Offend, my just as equally AWESOME friend, who is like STHOOO hot, LaLa. Love u Too, BUT NOT IN THAT WAY....Really , no.... NOT in that way...at all. And last.....but ..well last and least, my nigga, Mc Su-D.....when will u stop being so gay mang?? Goats!!! I thought that was beyond you.HAHA, really He doesn fuck goats ladies and gentlemen, but he is a Blood gangsta.HAHAHA. Shout out to u my nigga.Respect, and you know its there till the end my brother.

Now if you look to your left, you will see your way around this website. I really shouldnt have to explain it but there ARE those out there who are less fortunate than us, the mass of our gene pool, who have been infected by the 'sheep' gene, of which will be explained in more detail in the further pages. This IS supposedly the welcome page.....so welcome my friends, enjoy your stay, follow the monkey, if you know where to go..............